Wednesday, October 20, 2010

No Shirt, No Shoes and certainly No Nestyware!

Memphis. The word alone brings an essence of flavor to both the mind and tongue.  For some (usually tourists) its the idea of BBQ ribs or chopped pork; others, its the beginnings of the blues and rock-n-roll from the likes of icons as Elvis or WC Handy. 
Are you walking in Memphis?
I sure hope not.
If you do fine yourself walking around in the truest and most beautiful and hospitable areas you may need to check yourself before entering in the local establishments. 
When in Rome....
State Law forbids smoking in establishments open to those under 18 years of age.  Signs are posted at most bars and nightclubs informing you that you cannot bring your Smith & Wesson inside while you dance the night away.  All these things seem to be common sense anyway right?
Intro "nestyware".
Be advised that you need to leave your nesty drawers at home or at least cover them up before entering the establishment. 
Thanks for visiting Memphis.
what?? You ask what is nestyware? Please see the picture posted from our lovely city for futher instructions.  The storekeeper is most likely either a new fashion designer or just a product of Memphis City Schools (which by the way is another story).

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